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Banana by Bandersmite, literature

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Banana

I awoke in near blackness. There were voices in the corner and a snake in my bed. He hissed sinisterly and told me the secrets of the universe and the wisdom of the trees. Needless to say I didn't understand a bloody word of it. The voices in the corner got louder and more convoluted and I had to cover my ears to escape the sound. But then, the voices were in my head. Over and over they cried "Bananas! Bananas are the key!" Then, the snake's voice joined the chorus: "Never trust a Woodchuck! Those motherfuckers are liars and thieves! Date your sister and never call her back! That's all you'll get from a Woodchuck!" The voices grew louder an

The Mothership by Bandersmite, literature

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The Mothership

Dream Journal Two: October (I can't remember the exact date, just the month) I'm sitting on my bed staring at the wall. There's a weird feeling in the air and something keeps telling that I need to go outside. After a bit of defiance, I give in and go outside. And there, shrouded in a massive multicolored cloud, was an enormous spacecraft. I leaned against the porch's support beam and gripped it tightly. I felt afraid, very afraid. I slowly moved from the porch and into the yard. I was mystified by the tiny sparkles glinting in the clouds. Then it disappeared. I scan the sky, looking everywhere. Spinning around like a fool, I'm desperate to

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The Bird Disease

Dream Journal One: November 27, 2009 I am sitting in a large chair on the ground level of my grandparent's home. I am watching television with Katie. On the television: a man, with a very unconvincing beard, goes on about something. "What the hell is up with that beard," I laugh. "Looks like he's wearing a mouse on his face." Katie laughs uproariously. I get up and the leave the room, Katie still laughing like mad as I make my way up the stairs. I arrive in the kitchen which is filled with an incredible white glow. I begin to walk to the fridge but stop dead when I find a strange creature flopping around on the floor. It was huge and cover

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United States
Deviant for 17 years
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My name is Cody and I'm a Godless heathen.
Current Residence: Greg's place.

I fell from the sky on May 12, 1992. For the first eight years of my life, I was raised by wolves. They taught me the things wolves know: pissing on trees and shrubbery and bumming other wolves. My first attempts at art were blood and guts sculptures with the aim to scare off the "two walkers" as we called humans. Soon after these sculptures were erected I was discovered by civilization and put into government care. They performed several horrible experiments on me and injected me with a "magic potion" that would make me "civil". Which it did. I could read, write and draw. I convinced them I was normal and to please let me out in the yard so I could do a shit on a gaggle of church goers. They agreed and I ran out into the sun and escaped, hopping over a fence. Now, I draw weird pictures and write weird stories and impersonate celebrities for valet parking.

Favourite Visual Artist

Eric Powell, Jack Kirby, Jack Davis, Noel Fielding, Basil Wolverton....the list goes on.

Favourite Movies

The Devil's Backbone, The Big Lebowski, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, Pan's Labyrinth.

Favourite TV Shows

The Mighty Boosh. There are others but really...it's all about The Boosh.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Modest Mouse, The Arctic Monkeys, Wolf Parade, and Alt-J.

Favourite Books

Everything by Darren Shan or Joseph Delaney. Brian Keene, Manly Wade Wellman, Cameron Pierce, Jeff Burk. The list goes on...

Favourite Writers

Darren Shan, Joseph Delaney, Brian Keene, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Warren Ellis.